Oh Phone on the Range
Myles is an oral storyteller and humourist extraordinaire that divides his time between hitting things with hammers and prattling on about eating disorders, lesbians and underwear sporting passive aggressive superheros to any one that will listen. As THEY say ” The Kid Has Groove” and can be seen dancing like an idiot when least expected. Look for him at your local movie theatre or Denny’s at 2:00 am.
About Myles’s live show, Pete Travers of Rolling Stone said,
“Who? I don’t know what you are talking about. Leave me alone you freak!”
Coming soon to a street corner, coffee shop, or line at the bank near you….
…….The MYLES FROM NOWHERE North American Tour 08….. if you see him , please feel free to feed him. He is not a Bear!

Have you got a shop?? Wow..I love the blue house..
That is just some random picture I found when I googled “Mylesfromnowhere”…. someone elase thought of it before me and i thought it was cool. I would like to find the place one day
And, this is my comment.
LOL!
Thank You
This is a string of words in your comments box.
Here’s another.
Okay, I’ll bite. *
In the fair spirit of reciprocity, here is a comment for your blog, from Sunny Western Australia.
Electrons for everyone.
*as we dogs are wont to do.
And, just so’s you know, twasn’t me deleted your comments at Tizona, t’was a (possibly) over-protective admin.
I take no offense . To me it is all good spirited jousting and I appreciate the sensibilities of the blog. However when I figure out how to edit comments you will be saying some eyebrow raising things.
peace
I have nice eyebrows.
I’ll tell you .. since I started wearing cowboy boots (yesterday),
I had sex in a rental car at 3 in the morning (or until 3, rather) ..
and hitched into town this morning, unshowered, ruggedly messy, and cowboy booted baby!!
Here’s a little diddy from a man whom surely understands,
(and it’s got the words, “miles from nowhere”)
I’m a thousand miles from nowhere,
Time don’t matter to me.
‘Cause I’m a thousand miles from nowhere,
And there’s no place I wanna be.
About the other night miles (pre-cowboy boots)
.. seen my girlfriend (ex at the time) in the room -
had to do the Ben Johnson. That girl does that to me.
I love her, man .. like no other ..
bout the cover .. can Never go wrong w/ a moustache
hasta luego … Tim
hey thanks for commenting on my blog, myles
I was wondering how you came up with the name..I like it!! til l8er
Hi Myles, I dont think that photo is real… looks as if someone super-imposed the phone booth on top of the buffalo picture. Thanks for your poem in the toilet comment you left in my blog. Love it!
LOL
Cool!