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		<title>Playing The Xylophone</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jul 2009 06:43:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was engaged to an anorexic back in the early 90s and the most common question I got from friends was, “What in the hell do you find attractive about that body type?” The only answer I had was, “She looked fucking spectacular in designer clothes!” However tit-fucking her was like playing The Tragically Hip’s [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mylesfromnowhere.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2939804&amp;post=559&amp;subd=mylesfromnowhere&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>One Small Step For Goldfish&#8230;.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Jul 2009 02:07:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In honour of the the 40th anniversary of Man (allegedly) walking on the moon I give you a look at what your pet goldfish are doing. Posted in Holidays, Pop Cultural Refuse Tagged: Goldfish, Humor, Lunar Landing, NASA, Neil Armstrong, Pets, Space<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mylesfromnowhere.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2939804&amp;post=556&amp;subd=mylesfromnowhere&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Justin Timberlake</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 04:57:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Los Angeles California- AP- With the circus around the death of Michael Jackson’s timely death waning, attention has turned to how the space in tabloids will be filled, now that the  King of Pop is now gone London’s Daily Mirror has published  photos of Justin Timberlake along with questions relating to his apparent plastic surgeries [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mylesfromnowhere.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2939804&amp;post=553&amp;subd=mylesfromnowhere&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Our Retarded World: &#8220;Top Complaints of Expectant Mothers&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 19:37:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In honour of Mother&#8217;s Day I surveyed 10 random pregnant women I met at the mall. Of those that did not call for security, here are the top  answers. Morning Sickness “When I used to wake up vomiting it was because of a 2-6 of vodka and jagermeister  that I drank, and although it was [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mylesfromnowhere.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2939804&amp;post=546&amp;subd=mylesfromnowhere&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Give Them A Day and They’ll Want Another Frakking Hour</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2009 00:14:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On April 22nd 1970, the 100th anniversary of Vladimir Lenin, Senator Gaylord Nelson gave us the first Earth Day. It was robustly celebrated by thousands of schools by millions of people, but was promptly forgotten in a haze of polyester suits, drowned out by disco music and buried under a mountain of cocaine for the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mylesfromnowhere.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2939804&amp;post=517&amp;subd=mylesfromnowhere&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Watchmen</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 00:02:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The most male frontal nudity I have seen since any Ron Jeremy flick. Posted in Cynical Movie Reviews, Pop Cultural Refuse Tagged: Blue Penis, Frontal Nudity, Humor, Jack Van Impe, Porn for Geeks, Super Heroes, The Watchmen<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mylesfromnowhere.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2939804&amp;post=515&amp;subd=mylesfromnowhere&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Nation&#8217;s Homeless Report Half Smoked Cigarette Butt Shortage</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 05:53:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mylesfromnowhere</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[CP- Vancouver- Ask Martin Gerard about his day and he will surely tear a strip off you. Is he a mutual funds manager? A laid off construction worker? A fortune 500 exec whose golden handshake was only in the low six figures? No he is a homeless man that has been on the streets of [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mylesfromnowhere.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2939804&amp;post=508&amp;subd=mylesfromnowhere&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Mourning After</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 21:43:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes our judgment is skewed by excessive alcohol consumption. There are consequences to be paid for such incidences and an Inappropriate Card is required to make the situation easier to deal with. Posted in Pop Cultural Refuse, Stories That Are 85% True Tagged: Alcoholism, Angelina Jolie, Beer Goggles, Dont Tell My Friends, Drunken Shennanigans, Humor, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mylesfromnowhere.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2939804&amp;post=498&amp;subd=mylesfromnowhere&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Live Blogging the Oscars</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 03:27:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mylesfromnowhere</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[7:01pm- they started so I left the house. I refuse to watch this insipid glad handling and mutual masturbation of people that make the world generally a worse place. I am heading to the coffee shop to smoke a cigar. 7:31pm- The barristra tried to talk about who won best supporting actor so I threw [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mylesfromnowhere.wordpress.com&amp;blog=2939804&amp;post=484&amp;subd=mylesfromnowhere&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Our Retarded World: &#8220;What Are You Using the Library for Today?&#8221;</title>
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