Myles is the result of unprotected sex between two highly incompatible angry alcoholics late in the Summer of Love (1969), in Vancouver. He was born on May 19 th 1972 at The Dawn of the Age of Cynicism, and would grow into his role as one of it’s slacker spokespersons and disinterested ambassadors, but not before being hauled all over the country in a Van , although not necessarily down by the river, but definitely in a nearby campground.
In yet another moment of cosmic irony they settled in Alberta and became part of the working class redneck suburbia, that was Willow Court. While not quite a trailer park, the Great Tornado of 1987 did pass over it on the way to the Evergreen Mobile Home Tragedy.
Ovals are fine, as I’m impartial to ellipses (sg: ellipse), and more addicted to the ellipses (sg: ellipsis) variety.
I admire your honesty.
I respect any man who takes three years before he leaves the womb.